STILL putting it off..

The Chores have been slacking since 2020

In that time we have established ourselves as local Edmonton benchwarmers.

We bring an energetic semi-nostalgic melodic dad-core punk sound guaranteed to get people up and moving.

we'll get to it

eventually...

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BIO

The Story of The Chores is aged like fine toilet-hooch.. Terry and Riley toured together as members of The Horny Coroners (Valleyview AB) and Throatkick (Prince George BC) a decade-or-so ago. Later on they found themselves decrepid specimines of Dadhood living close enough together to start something new. They recruited washed-up singer/songwriter Robin Graves and Semi-professional ball dodger Jack Phavone from the internet.

Recorded a song in 2020... and wrote about 14 more. But they haven't gotten around to recording any of them.

Terry Robertson

Guitar and Neglected Microphone

The deranged brain-father of the Horny Coroners... A lit cigarette in a butt crack changed his life forever.

Riley Nits

Drums

He hits things and gets naked. Once housed a lit cigarette in a butt crack.